The coin that does absolutely nothing useful. Proudly.
Poke the slug. Pokes so far: 0
Slorpana is a meme coin for people who think crypto got a little too serious. It has a banana slug, a community, and no plans to be useful.
Banana slugs move at about the speed of a thought you forgot to finish. We think that is the correct speed for a coin. Come along, we are not in a hurry.
The real buy button shows up at launch.
Contract address: coming soon